Those of you who caught "A Very Special Christmas" (A.K.A. The Mysterious Unknown Christmas Special) on Radio Free Satan will no doubt recognise this toy, but for those who have not, a brief explanation follows...

"It was a Christmas tale full of warmth, a presentation which shared the true meaning of Christmas with all who listened, and during one of the commercials boys and girls around the world learned of the greatest new toy that would steal their hearts this season... or at least devour their sanity. You can feed it, change its diapers, and it says 13 different things..."

Now you can experience some of the joy of My Little Cthulhu™ from the comfort of your own home.