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Satansm.com | Vegetable Porn |
| Overall site appearance: | It's slick in that "you've gotta pay for this crap" way. With all sorts of pictures of people in black. Distinct lack of nuns for sites of this kind. | Pictures everywhere. Pictures of Veggie porn! |
| Overall Content: | Descriptions of their black masses with events such as: "…and finally everybody fuck in the ass the slavegirl …". It covers the hierarchy and goals of this "satanic" organization. In the words of the website "The sublime goal of our logia is the attainment of pleasure and the Three Sacred Vows: Richness, Incontinence and Frivolity""
Apparently their devil likes poop. As a member of their "logia" you can look forward to achieving ranks such as: Mistress: Novice, Adept, Dominatrix, Harpy, Sadic, Maitresse and Mantis Hyerophant and Slavesboys: cringing novice, pussysucker adept, pig, equinus, dog on hire, ass sucker and grub slave. I can see it now… "some day I hope to work my way up to 'ass sucker' - that's where the action is". Oh, and they have music from their black mass orgy. It's realy bad techno with … get this … GREGORIAN CHANTS. I am humbled by their originality. According to their Mantis Hyerophant … "I have pacted with Lord Satan just to have a good time, to earn money and to pervert Humanity,"…I hope she hasn't pacted to tightly because the "Three Sacred Vows" call for incontinence. |
Pictures of vegitable porn. Graphic acts of veggie sex. Cucumbers getting it on with broccoli, that sort of smut. |
| Image Quality: | Reasonably good quality. If you like realy good pictures of really bad euro-porn. Kinky. | Adequate. |
| Educational Value: | I now know the tennets of this dark logia that will sex you up … in HELL!!! | If you need to know how vegetables reproduce sexually, it's great. |
| Artistic Merit: | z | 6.2 |
| Overall site appearance: | They should pay us to look at this site. Mind you, some of the ladies I would not kick out of bed for eating crackers (being crackers, maybe) | Minimalist. |
| Bottom Line: | I don't want everyone fuck in MY ass, thank you very much. If you pay for this site, I suspect that is exactly what you will get. | Veggiesex! If only that piece of crap Veggietales was half as good. |
| Arbitrary Numeric Rating: | 696969 | 57 |
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