Porn vs Porn

This appears to be the most popular page that people reach from search engines. If you're not in the frames you can get to the main Strange House of Bizarre Weirdness -- Here!

Otherwise, if you have come for some porn -- you will find a link to Bobco's fine site at the bottom of this page.

Porn Prayer Support Bobco's Hetero Handjob Gallery

Overall site appearance: The PPS page is pretty sparse, but the Jesus-Connect site is riddled with all the "professional website cliches". Not too shabby but the lack of huge gaudy crotchshots and banners clearly violates the current "porn site" conventions. C'mon people, you can get at least one banner to "free teen pics" up there couldn't you!? It looks amaturish and empty... but wait... what's that? Banners for "female domination" and "Homegrown Video"? Links to "female ejaculation " and foot fetish"? *Whew* Now this page says PORN! But that's not all. Little "new" icons. There's even MORE PORN.
Well done.

Overall Content: Where are the pictures? I thought there might be some hot pictures of porn prayer ministers. But no. It's all text. Mind you, here's a sample:
"when one's heart is right before God, His peace coming from such a request is His AUTHORIZED SEAL OF APPROVAL. "

Oh yeah, talk dirty to me.

(I dunno if it's really a good thing to come before God. Especially if you're gonna roll over and go to sleep aterward.)
Good.
Pictures of all sorts of handjobs, glory holes, cartoons, amateur picture and other less common stuff. The vintage pics are a little lame - I've seen some really good victorian stuff that belongs there.

Still it's a great "temple of the penis". It's clear that he has put his heart, soul and hand into this collection.

Image Quality: Still can't find any images so they're not getting any points on this one. Varies. The "homemade" pics aren't always the greatest but generally faitly nice.

Educational Value: There are some fun ideas here under the guise of "things I feel really bad about because they felt really good", but mostly they're just people who feel guilty because pictures of beautiful, naked women bend thier wookies.
If you want to learn how to be stupid then this page gets full marks. But don't expect it to enrich your sex life.
It may help you hone various manual skills, but unless you recognise someone in the "homemade" section you're not likely to learn too muchfrom this site.

Artistic Merit: 3.2 5.4

Overall site appearance: Lame Minimalist.

Bottom Line: If you want to see the holy spirit come upon people you should go to Bobco's Hetero Handob Gallery. Hallelujah! A nice, straightforward porn site.

Arbitrary Numeric Rating: 4.99 710 77345

And the winner is: BOBCO'S HETERO HANDJOB GALLERY

But let your, um, conscience be your guide and choose whether to visit:

Porn Prayer Support or Bobco's Hetero Handjob Gallery

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	Porn Prayer Support	Bobco's Hetero Handjob Gallery
Overall site appearance:	The PPS page is pretty sparse, but the Jesus-Connect site is riddled with all the "professional website cliches". Not too shabby but the lack of huge gaudy crotchshots and banners clearly violates the current "porn site" conventions. C'mon people, you can get at least one banner to "free teen pics" up there couldn't you!?	It looks amaturish and empty... but wait... what's that? Banners for "female domination" and "Homegrown Video"? Links to "female ejaculation " and foot fetish"? Whew Now this page says PORN! But that's not all. Little "new" icons. There's even MORE PORN. Well done.
Overall Content:	Where are the pictures? I thought there might be some hot pictures of porn prayer ministers. But no. It's all text. Mind you, here's a sample: "when one's heart is right before God, His peace coming from such a request is His AUTHORIZED SEAL OF APPROVAL. " Oh yeah, talk dirty to me. (I dunno if it's really a good thing to come before God. Especially if you're gonna roll over and go to sleep aterward.)	Good. Pictures of all sorts of handjobs, glory holes, cartoons, amateur picture and other less common stuff. The vintage pics are a little lame - I've seen some really good victorian stuff that belongs there. Still it's a great "temple of the penis". It's clear that he has put his heart, soul and hand into this collection.
Image Quality:	Still can't find any images so they're not getting any points on this one.	Varies. The "homemade" pics aren't always the greatest but generally faitly nice.
Educational Value:	There are some fun ideas here under the guise of "things I feel really bad about because they felt really good", but mostly they're just people who feel guilty because pictures of beautiful, naked women bend thier wookies. If you want to learn how to be stupid then this page gets full marks. But don't expect it to enrich your sex life.	It may help you hone various manual skills, but unless you recognise someone in the "homemade" section you're not likely to learn too muchfrom this site.
Artistic Merit:	3.2	5.4
Overall site appearance:	Lame	Minimalist.
Bottom Line:	If you want to see the holy spirit come upon people you should go to Bobco's Hetero Handob Gallery.	Hallelujah! A nice, straightforward porn site.
Arbitrary Numeric Rating:	4.99	710 77345