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Big Changes.

"Fall is here and the birds flit from tree to tree foraging nuts for the coming winter"

Picture courtesy of Human Descent.

Since I haven't been keeping up with all of the features I've had to cut back.

It's really amazing how out of control this site would get if I didn't start dropping them, actually. It's easy enough collecting strange links through the month and presenting them, but for a non-profit one man operation it's just way too much stuff on which to work.

So at least three features have become unfeatures, but fear not. They are all available in the Archives, so you'll still be able to enjoy them.

There is also a positive trade off.

While I missed out on a whole month of stuff there's a little more to the Strange Weirdness this month, I've included a few movies you might enjoy.

... and that's all the news that's fit to print.

"That water is usually nicely contained in a happy creek. On this particular day it was being contained by my neighbor's basements."

Last week it rained. It *really* rained, and the creek that runs though my back yard became a raging river. Many people got indoor swimming pools, but all I got was a soaker.

This is the second time I have lived somewhere where there has been a flood, and all of my stuff was mysteriously unaffected while everything around was soaked.

The lesson here?

Over 15 years of Scouting taught me to camp on high ground.

There is some really good strange weirdness this month. One of the items may be a complete fabrication as I know I've been waiting for the day when some kid has a really strange wish for them "make-a-wish foundation" folks.

The snow is finally all gone, and I saw a foot long trout in my creek. I think summer has finally come to the James Bay Frontier.

I've been a while getting this update ready, I was at a powerlifting meet at the beginning of this month and ended up driving over 1,000 miles in the past couple of weeks.

Fortunately I came across some strange stuff in my travels...New Strange Weirdness, and this month I saved "The Invisible Man."

May is here, and I'm pretty sure the snow will have finished melting before the month is out.

It snowed here a few times last week -- seriously.

Since my house hasn't floated away yet there's some new Strange Weirdness and this month I've saved the Television series "Sliders".

It's been a while since there was any reasonable ammount of Strange Weirdness, but this month has a bunch of stuff. There really isn't much of a theme to it, although bunnies appear in yet another month's Strange Weirdness. What could it mean?

This month I bring back the all-too-quickly cancelled classic "The Greatest American Hero," as part of the the continuing saga of "Saving Television".

Daylight Savings time begins ... Remeber to set your cocks back tonight!

Remember I said a while back that there was "at least one new feature" on which I was working? That kinda hinted that there might be MORE THAN ONE, didn't it?

This month is the first ever edition of "Saving Television", where you will get to experience my strange powers of Television to save long lost series. This month I save the show "Seven Days".

There's also an new editorial and some new "Strange Weirdness" -- but not a lot as I've been spending a fair bit of time working on a new show for Radio Free Satan. One which takes a little more of my time than "Vault of the Lost"...

It's called "The Mysterious Unknown", and delves into the realm of the strange and the paranormal, as each week I will uncover a new and often completely unexplored phenomenon. Check out the Radio Free Satan website for the broadcast schedule.

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I recently upgraded my O.S. to Panther (rowr!), and it's been a love hate thing ever since.

A lot more hate than there should be, unfortunately. I won't go into the details, but I'm still working out a number of problems.

There's not much Strange Weirdness this month but there is a whole new feature entitled "Everything You Ever Needed to Know About Canada (but never really cared much about the answers).".

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Finally an update.

Looking down at my last update (but not down on -- never down on) I can see that I had just returned from a journey to the north where I now reside.

Yup. I went and bought me a place up here and I'm gonna find me some gold YEEEE HAAAH! (throws mouse up in the air, then picks it up off the ground and tastes it)

....nuthin'!

Seriously though... there is gold in these hills. Just maybe not in my backyard. There are updates a plenty as well as at least one new feature in the works. There's some new Strange Weirdness and even the ever elusive new Porn vs Porn.