.	Thursday, September 19 / 2002
The Marathon Project (16:48 B.O.B. )
I just finished up The Marathon Project on the Cannibal Whore Feast site. So if you wanna hear some new music, thats the place to go. New Strange Weirdness.

.	Monday, August 26 / 2002
New Stuff Again!! (13:03 fnord )
Strange weirdness is new. I just found out that the Cannibal Inferno mix of Chris Korda's "I Like To Watch", is going to be released on vinyl, in Berlin, here's the full story. I was looking at a bottle of Irn Bru the other day, and I realised why I originally thought this was a good colour scheme for my site. (when this news article was written the colours were blue and orange - ed)

.	Friday, July 26 / 2002
New Stuff Again!! (14:01 nothing else )
More strange weirdness, with a sexual edge. I dunno why. It was just one of those days, reader discretion is advised. This site ain't for kids, okay, kiddies? I dunno what else to say.

.	Friday, July 5 / 2002
New Stuff!! (19:14 france, france, put me in a trance, and now I gotta dance, to the groove in my pants )
Compared with past weeks offerings, there is an incredibly huge ammount of Strange Weirdness. Not much commentary on it, but some sites that you will want to spend time nosing through. Finally I have updated the "Porn Wars" area (after four months).

.	Friday, June 28 / 2002
New Stuff!! (20:08 lemur)
There's actually new “Strange Weirdness”, at long last. Yes, Amazon is stocking Sex Cowboys, you can find it at: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000069V2W/ref=m_art_li_1/002-1045325-9152865 psst! Wanna poke in around some of my bookshelves? Now you can.

.	Monday, June 17 / 2002
RFS Bash Recovery (20:08 lemur)
So the RFS bash went well and the CD is now officially available. The website isn't up for it yet, but it will be linked to off this site when it's finished. The CD can be found at CD street, and if all goes well Amazon.com will stock it. Why are we not going into record stores? Simply put-they overcharge. There's a huge markup on CDs in major stores and aside from a few independently owned places – we don't want to give them the money. Lots of fun folks there and there were a few people I really wish I could have spent more time with, but I had to hit the road, and it is this journey which spanned four states that will be the topic of a digital pop-up-book I'm working on tentatively titled “A Sinister Safari”. I'm leaning towards doing it in shockwave right now, and I can't say how complex it will be. It all depends on how much trouble it's going to take to get the lingo working. Does this mean more Strange Weirdness this week? I'm afraid not, but I got together a new bit on the radio show that tells thrill-packed tales of BIBLICAL ADVENTURE! It's kinda strange.

.	Monday, June 2 / 2002
Finally … an update! (16:22 dog)
Forgive me readers, for I have been busy. It has been over two weeks since my last update. I've been cludging together the website for the upcoming CD release, first it was gonna be HTML only, then Shockwave, and now – Flash. After spending way too much time working up a bunch of 3D models and animations in Strata, and working up the lingo to get everything working in Director, we decided to overhaul the whole damn thing. …But where is the strange weirdness…? I've been stockpiling a bunch of odd stuff during the past few weeks, which should translate into more frequent updates (and if you believe that, I have a few bridges I'm gonna put on the market).

.	Monday, May 13 / 2002
Backup, backover, and out. (16:55 cat)
Some updates to the usual pages today. I had a big crash a few days ago and all the data on my main hard-drive went to the great backup in the sky. Yup, right now it's frolicking in the happy hunting grounds, it's in digital valhalla, it's pushing up the binary, it's ex-info... fortunately most of it was backed up, as a wise man once told me; "a fool and his data are soon parted", so it's not a total loss, but I'm still discovering all kinds of minor inconveniences, including the loss of a large number of links and files I had set aside to go up on this site. That was a long sentence. I just noticed...I've still got a number of openings in "important links". So remember, dear readers - wow me with your digital virtuosity and you may just get a link in there.

.	Sunday, May 5 / 2002
Miscellanaea. (15:18 bleargh!)
If you've come here looking for the filmstrip for the radio show, you'll have to listen to the show to get the URL, but the show ain't running yet. Can you safely use the word "show" that many times in one sentence? ...show 'nuff! Yes, the filmstrip IS meant to be that cheesy - it's all I had to work with. In future there may be more filmstrips with more user interaction (for details on updates and new shockwave projects see: "if I ever get around to it" on the Dance-O-Vision page). There's some new Strange Weirdness up, one of which could take a while to watch - so make some popcorn.

.	Thursday, April 25 / 2002
I'm Back. (16:34 byob)
So I think I'm finally figuring out how this suit works... Actually I just finished up the mixes for "Sex Cowboys" and they're now winging their way to Mephisto Media courtesy of a special courier I keep in a box under my aquarium for just such occasions (he does this dance which is hilarious, and if you're ever one of my really lucky houseguests I might show you the monkey trick). For those of you who missed the press release I'll have more about this one later, and who knows... maybe some snazzy prizes for loyal listeners of radiofreesatan. At any rate I've been pretty busy, so that's why there haven't been any updates here, and why last week's show was a re-run. But fear not, true believers - I'm back now and there should be plenty of fun updates. For those who actually bother to read my editorial rants - Doctor Jest just gave me a great URL for a website with lots of information on AIDS. You can find it at http://www.duesberg.com and it's far better than the one I gave you a while back. I'm off to see if I can get this suit working... apparently I should try "power of invisible".

.	Thursday, April 4 / 2002
April Fools, Updates and Archives. (14:32 sux)
April fool's day has come and gone, the web highlight had to be google's "pigeon-rank". Somehow I expected more strange weirdness in the wake of april fool's day. Ah well. In other news this week, the vault of the lost was visited by strange aliens who gave me a red suit and cape that I could use to regularly update this website - only I lost the instruction book. The Strange Weirdness page keeps growing. Soon it may be time to start archiving stuff... Speaking of which, the editorial archive should be fixed now so you can read old editorials. The links were broken for a while. Today's updates consist of some new strange weirdness and an editorial. Don't forget to set your clocks forward...this weekend we're going to travel through TIME...ITSELF!!!

.	Friday, March 29 / 2002
Last Week's Picture and This Week's Stuff. (15:29 sox)
Here's where you can find last week's picture of the moment: go to Ravings of the Unsane. It's called "coffee" is evil - and it's quite brilliant. One of these days I'll have to make an archive of old pictures so you can check out some of the fun images that have graced this page. You know, I don't need to do this. If my e-mailbox is to be believed I'm already a winner! Yup - I could pack it in, claim all the prizes that are waiting for me and take off to some tropical island where I can live out the rest of my days, sipping "Hollywood Diet" grapefruit juice, counting my cash, and reading lots of free porn - and the trip won't cost me a cent! New editorial, new strange weirdness, new cool stuff, new movies, new questions answered. That is all. Oh, and I just realised I DO have a time machine... only I call it a clock.

.	Tuesday, March 12 / 2002
Part II is up (16:07 xox)
The conclusions of last weeks editorial were clear. Now thrill to PART II and find out what you can do if you discover that you are a Satanist!

.	Monday, March 4 / 2002
Satanism is Everywhere! (16:03 oxo)
There's a new editorial up and it's the editorial that could SAVE YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL! Miss it at your own risk.

.	Sunday, March 3 / 2002
The Last Goon and bi-dextrosity. (14:07 kdfx)
Some sad news ... in the past week Spike Milligan of Goon Show fame, died. I had started gathering material to do a show that featured him just a few weeks ago, so in light of this development - be expecting a tribute show soon. In answer to a question that seems to come up a fair bit - no, I'm not left-handed. I am what I like to call "bi-dextrous", in that I use different hands for different tasks, but cannot use them interchangeably under many circumstances. Most of the habits just come from muscle-memory, but why I chose to use the hands I did in the first place is unknown. For those who care, here are a few strange examples: -Under some circumstances I am preferentially cross-dominant (something which frustrated many of my instructors, however I have no problem getting the right angles within 1 second with either hand). -I tend to sauté southpaw, but can use bullwhips with equal proficiency in either hand. -I fence right-handed, but I brush my teeth with my left. -I can one-handed riffle only with my right hand, but can do a charlier pass, pinkie break or palm with either hand. -I can put in or take out contact lenses with either hand. -I can wiggle my ears independently of one another (not a hand thing, but a stupid human trick) -I play MTG left-handed, resulting in a "mirroring" of my opponent (Took me a few years to notice that one). -I pour and drink with my left hand. Which confuses servers as I usually shunt my glass over to that side. I also tend to use a fork in my left hand at all times. The combination of the two has led to the occasional spilled drink. -There are many other things I prefer to do with my left hand but, um, they're personal, dig? The trend seems to be that any task which is taught, or involves hand-based tools, is right-handed while things that are left to personal choice are left-handed. I wouldn't be surprised if this were the case for quite a few people. Who can say what it means, and who really cares.

.	Wednesday, February 20th / 2002
It's a Whacky World. (13:53 sdii)
Why would anyone say "extemporaneous solopsist" on their website? Find at least one reason in today's strage weirdness. Well, it's the dark days of February at last. Everyone seems to be getting sick of the weather and is feelin' blue. Things are pretty fun around here, tho'... It's been a while since I've covered any new stuff , but I've been busy. The next two weeks are going to feature what are likely the strangest two radio shows I've done to date; the "around the world show" and "mystery-horror-chiller radio show". Be sure to not to miss 'em.

.	Thursday, February 7th / 2002
There's an "r" in there, and come updates. (13:53 sdii)
It's february and it's time for a whole month of hearing people mispronounce "february". I get peeved by "feb-you-airy" and prefer "feb-rew-airy". Just another quirk. Yesterday I made some changes to the ol' dance-o-matic and came up with a bunch of new ideas for it. So there should be further changes on the way soon. I'm just updating the Strange Weirdness, it should go up at the same time this does. R.F.S. NOTE: Redeye kicks ass. His show is a blast and he gets some of the strangest mail; nude pictures and wacky contest submissions. I get time travellers. ...I guess all that Dr. Who as a child finally paid off.

.	Thursday, January 31st / 2002
Help! I need an answer!. (07:42 aiff)
I just updated the "questions that plague my soul" with one of the greatest questions ever. It's bothered me for at least 12 years now (since the great asbestos holiday) and I still don't have the answer. Every now and then I think I'm free from this question and it pops up again. I've often considered gettting a t-shirt made up with the question on it, on the off chance someone who knows will see it. I'm beginning to think I've been "looking 'gullible' up in the dictionary", all these years (the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary, you know).

.	Wednesday, January 30th / 2002
Yo yo yo, strange weirdness in da house. (06:20 tnt)
New strange weirdness featuring "Star Warz - Gangsta Rap" by Bentframe (He, He). Working on some new radio shows and other stuff.

.	Friday, January 25th / 2002
You can't have my vortex - I need it to record old radio shows. (06:20 tnt)
A slow week for bizarre strangeness, aside from e-mail from someone looking for a time-traveller to help them finish their time-travel device things have been pretty much strangeness as usual. Everyone's sort of hibernating, hoping that the cold will end and spring will save them. It seems pretty warm around here to me.

.	Someday, January 17th / 2002
Here come the lizards... (06:58 gps)
I was sourcing some stuff for a new shockwave project and I came across something funny this website where you can find and alpha version of "Whack a Demon". The interface still has some issues, but as I played... I began to snicker, and then laugh. It was eerily familiar, reminding me of some old times, waxing strange in foreign dives. Worth checking out.

.	Sunday, January 6th / 2002
Where have I been? (02:04 OMS -opcode needs to keep up with things, SVP is dead)
What are you doing here? It's Honey Hellfire's birthday! Send her a cake, or some cash, or something. If you're reading this then I guess you're gonna stick around. so here goes...If you listen to the show you'll know that I encountered a crapload of snow recently (as did a few other people, or so I've heard). Well, I finally got home, where there was no snow (as Don LaFontaine would say)...until now. Garrr! I like to wear sandals around the house, so if I have to step out to take the trash out, pick up the newspaper, or even just to chase away jehovah's witnesses- it has become a snowy adventure. I feel kinda like I'm in a bad martial arts movie - "you must learn to walk ON TOP of the snow, or you will never be a ninja". "but master... I can't feel my feet". Yup. I'll bet that little visual of me running around in the snow in sandals was a little more than you wanted to know, huh? Then you don't want to hear tales of times I was really far away from civilization, sleeping in a snow shelter and had to bathe... ("what!? I thought Satanists don't bathe" says the voice in the back row ). To jump into those parentheses I'm still amused by the idea of a university of Satanic thought where after a long year in a "101" class the professor ends the final lecture with "do you have any questions?" and there's this, wide eyed boy in the back row desperately waving his hand in the air as if he will explode at any moment. "yes?" "what's the mating signal?!"