.	Tuesday, December 11th / 2001
Some updates. (05:42 OMS -opcode)
Just added some new strange weirdness...Don't forget to send in your strange weirdness if you come across any. That is all.

.	Wednesday, November 28th / 2001
Your friends don't dance? Well... if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine, but they can always downoad someone who does. (05:25 PMS -gmt)
The "Dance-O-Matic" has gone gold. Boogie down, baby. This snazzy (read:lame) web toy will fill all of your days with a magical aura of dancey bliss.

.	Wednesday, November 21st / 2001
Quick hotline announcement. (03:01 pM -gmt included)
In the recent show I mentioned a phone number for the "Vault of the Lost Hotline" stating that it would be at that number for a limited time. Well, due to some scheduling confusion on my part, apparently that time limit is up tomorrow. If you want to call in to the number better do it today to be sure. I'm looking into better options for this new feature.

.	Tuesday, November 20th / 2001
Where I've been. Where I'm going. Where the sidewalk ends. (25.02 xM -PST included)
You may ask yourself where I've been. Read on and you will have the necessary information to answer that question... Well, lets see... For a while I returned to some of my old habits (in a LPB way) and played a crapload of Team Fortress. How long can someone play 2fort5? A very, very long time. I've been working on the "Strange Web Toy" for which I've finished the code, but the interface is kinda clunky still. Expect it to be ready within a week I've been doing trailers and sound files for the "Star Wars" radio series which is now running (remember to call in with your comments- the number's in the show) I've been running from country to country madly trying to sort out a wacky little insurance/customs/DOT/EPA/UN thing. This is a weird place I live in now I've been waiting for an INS thing to get sorted out. Nothing bad, but as confusing as usual. ...and the rest, here on professor Sinister's isle. That is all.

.	Thursday, November 1st / 2001
Censor Watch. (64:80 AM -PST included)
So I'm thinking of creating a new section entitled "censor watch" because the craziness just keeps rolling in and I just have to share it. I recently happened to watch some of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" on VH1 and guess what they censored?... STATUES! That's right. They even censored the genitals on the statue of David. Apparently Michelangelo's classic work is too risqué to be shown in it's entirety during a musical featuring transvestites. They are not the first to censor David, as this article from "the file room" shows. "The Simpsons" once did it too. Fans of the rocky will be glad to know however, that one of the classic appearances of a female nipple in the movie (you know the scene, true believers) went UNCENSORED. Nice going guys. Why am I not displeased at the censorship going on in the news right now? The news has always been a political tool so it's only good sense to control the message.

.	Saturday, October 20th / 2001
Coming Soon. (66:82 PM -GST included)
The following stuff is on it's way: Vapourware 2.0 A "coming soon" page with annoying flashing text and animations of little people with shovels More "Porn vs Porn" Readers of "Porn vs Porn" Editorials on many IMPORTANT THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW

.	Friday, October 19th / 2001
Site Launch - Now in 3D! (13:64 PM -GST included)
This is going to be a repository (perhaps suppository is a better term) of strange stuff I've found on the web. A few answers to common questions: No, my real name is not "Sinister. You can safely refer to me as "Master" and "Sir" I was actually named Guido Fromagetto de Magicthighs at birth. Yes, this page is filled with all kinds of lies. This sentence is a prime example. There are three of them, one green , two orange. Just because someone is a gynecologist doesn't mean they don't think about women's genitals all day. Yes we did, no she didn't, yes it was. If this page were actually for profit do you think I'd put THIS crap on it? No, I am not really a professor. This site will be updated whenever and however I please. Nyah, nyah. I hope that this has answered some of your questions. Any further questions concerns or comments can be directed to: sinister@radiofreesatan.com