I've been talking with a number of females and I have noticed a terrible disease which has is apparently sweeping the world. I have called it...

EX BOYFRIENDISM

This horrible disorder only strikes males, and it seems that it can only be readily identified by an ex girlfriend. If you're male you may ALREADY HAVE IT. Here is a brief list of symptoms:

• Genital Shrinkage
• Insensitivity to female needs
• Inability to keep promises or make commitments
• Innapropriate emphasis, or lack of appropriate emphasis on 'trust' in relationships
• Inbability to 'trust' others
• Inability to "keep it in your pants"
• Low intelligence
• Retroactive inability to please sexual partners
• Inability to communicate
• Emotional distance
• Irrational behaviour or unreasonable standards
• Lack of 'balls' or other objects with machismo-lending properties
• Un-attractive appearance or manerisms

If you notice any of these symptoms occuring (and believe me -- they are). There is a similar disorder which strikes females, on which I am doing thorough research and I will share the results with you at a later date.

There's not a lot you can do about this problem. I have yet to formulate an adequate treatment program, but I assure you -- I'm working on it.

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