Dance-O-Matic 0.5

Now you can listen to Radio Free Satan in Dance-O-Vision!

In order to use the Dance--O-Matic you will need:

• Shockwave plugin
• Some music for which you know the beats per minute or are willing to guess.

The Dance--O-Matic is around 220K so bandwidth should not be an issue. Simply click on the link and then dial up your chosen beats-per-minute.

What's new in version .5:

• Added "Secret Features" - including a "Vault of the Lost" mode.
• Made the BPM manually editable - still kinda buggy, but it can save time.
• He gets tired once in a while.

Future Improvements planned (If I can ever find the time and/or figure out the code):

• A "tap" button which will automatically calculate the beats per minute as you tap it
• A built in radio free satan stream
• Dynamic dances which detect what show is currently on radio free satan (likely to be schedule based)
• More dances
• Guest Dancers
• Seasonal Dances
• Interactive dancing ... dance with the devil!
• Pale moonlight
• Stand alone application/ screensaver
• Import your own head or chose a head to use.

...yes, they are pretty cool features. So cool that you'd be lucky if any of them get put in. The BPM calc, schedule based dances, head-importer, and streaming audio are either gonna be really easy or fiendishly tough. The rest is just a matter of taking the time.

Yes... It's supposed to be this lame.

Here it is...click on this

The Story behind the Dance-O-Matic:

I was working on some stuff and listening to the Honey Hellfire show when it came to my attention that I had begun shaking my booty.

I felt the need to share this booty shaking moment with the world.

Now all you have to do is tune in to the Honey Hellfire show and lauch the Dance-O-Matic to be in booty shaking heaven.

"Yee hah! I'm dancin'!"

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