THE ARCHIVES:

Editorials:
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-Compulsive Non-Conformity and other "Satanic" Peeves
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The New Etiquette: Part 1 - Phones and "Personal Conversations"
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Why Handjobs Are So Important To This Site
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A Terrible Disease
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Selling Your Soul For a "Six Pack" and other Fitness Peeves
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The Danger Room; An All - Purpose Ritual Space, and a Trip Down Memory Lane
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Part 2: So I Seem to be a Satanist...What Now?
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Part 1: Are YOU a Satanist!?
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Magnets are Crap
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Smokin' Sinister
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Grammar Isn't Dead - It Just Smells Funny
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"Revisionist Entertainment" or "Get Some F---ing Cajones!"
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You want me do do WHAT!?
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If you're drunk - it doesn't count!
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Past Strange Weirdness:
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Strange Weirdness of 2002
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Strange Weirdness of 2003
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Strange Weirdness of 2004

Past Lies:
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Lies of 2002
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Lies of 2003
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Lies of 2004

Porn vs Porn:
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Headph0ne Fet1sh VS Furniture Porn
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Porn Prayer Support VS Bobco's Hetero Handjob Gallery
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Sex Collective VS Star Wars Lego Porn
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Irregular Features:
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Song of the Day
Saving Television
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