The Site:
In brief this site is a repository of all things I deem strange, weird, or just plain snazzy. Yes... Snazzy.

You can tell when you've been sucessfully snazzed by something. If you can't, I assure you -- there is snazzy stuff here.

Another name for the "news" section?... a listing of updates and events? ... or just a plot to mislead you.?

You be the judge.

Strange Weirdness
This is the core of the site. All of the strange things I come across on the internet and beyond will eventually find their way to this page (either to read it, or to be written about on it).

Cool Stuff of the Moment
A list of stuff that I've been enjoying around the time when I do an update.

Movies You Should See
There's a deeper explanation of this section on the page itself, but the title kinda gives you a good hint, doesn't it?

Porn vs Porn (Retired Section)
This is where porn or porn-related sites do bloody battle. See who will survive the slings and arrows of outrageous review.

The Archives
Sort of a suppository within a repository, this is were old articles and toys can be found to amuse and entertain.

Important Links
These are links I deem to be of importance.

I'm not really sure what this one is for, but I'm hoping to figure it out before I get to the end of the page.

Editorial (Retired Section)
This is where I sound off about whatever is on my mind. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious. I'm sure you'll be able to tell the difference.

Professor Sinister FAQ:

Behold Your mighty king and overlord! Bow before the overwhelming power of my intimidating yellow paper crown!!

(NOTE: picture is not recent)

Where are you from?
I was born and raised in Toronto, Ontario, Canada .

Any Hobbies?
Yup. Quite a few.

A fair ammount of my spare time is taken up with strength athletics, which I really enjoy (although I am not yet a world class lifter by any stretch of the imagination).

I've competed in both Powerlifting and Strongman, and I really want to try my hand at Highland Games should the opportunity arise.

For a somewhat recent breakdown of where I am with the big 3 powerlifts look at "Stuff of the Moment."

You will no doubt read more about my hobbies on this site (which I suppose has become a hobby in it's own right, at this point).

Are you really a Professor?
Nope. It's a cheesy "horror movie host" name I came up with for my radio show.
FYI: "Count Floyd" isn't really a count.

"Professor" is a professional designation, and in my case not to be taken seriously. I've done the post-secondary thing a few times (three, actually), but I'm not employed by any universities as an educator. Calling someone a 'Professor' just 'cause they have a degree is like calling someone a 'Chef' if they are really only a cook.

King Friday told me that bizarre pseudonyms with lofty titles in them are the key to great fame and fortune. Although I swear that something's not quite right about that guy...

Where do you live?
Next door to you.


In fact, I'm there right now...

...Look out your window... see me waving? ...Hello!

Okay. Maybe not, but if you live in the James Bay Frontier region of Ontario Canada, you might.

Will you meet with me/ bear my children/ mow my lawn?
...These really aren't frequently asked questions.

I suspect this is due to the generally high intelligence of my visitors, who realise that I actually do have a life and am a rather private person and rarely contact me unless they have something strange, or worthwhile to share. I do try to respond to all of my email, sometimes it takes a while, so be patient... but if you're a kook -- I might forego a response.

Funny thing is -- The kooks usually don't know that they're kooks. Kinda kooky, huh?

Do you realise that you mis-spelled X / made some form of grievous grammatical error?
Probably not.

I try to be careful, but when I went over all of the stuff that went into the archives I came across heaps of errors. I've been over using em-dashes recently -- and that ain't good. At least I've discovered that this em-dash: – doesn't always display properly for everyone, and so I've taken to using '--'. Formating for the web is annoying, to say the least... but I digress.

The bottom line is: With what I'm getting paid to maintain this site, I'm willing to let a few errors slide.

When were you born?
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.

No... wait... that was someone else.

The precise details of my birth have been a matter of much speculation, and are likely to remain so for some time to come.

Is the medium really the message?
If the message of this site is that the world is strange, weird, sometimes confusing, and often ugly, but that you still choose your own path. Then yes... the medium is the message.

Physical Stats (06/27/05):
  • Height: 6'2" (1.88m)
  • Weight: 240 lbs (108.9 kilos)
  • Hair Colour: Dark Brown
  • Eye Colour: Blue-Grey
  • People Are Always After: My Lucky Charms

The Vault of the Lost:
The Vault of the Lost is a radio show that I do for Radio Free Satan, on which I play radio shows from days gone by, and a few things from recent times. For schedule and listening info you can check out the Radio Free Satan Website.

The Mysterious Unknown:
...is another radio show that I do for Radio Free Satan which deals with previously unexplored paranormal, paranatual, and para-serious phenomenae.

A new bunch of episodes are currently in production, but they take a lot longer to produce than VOTL.

You can now OWN copies of the shows in fabulous stereophonic sound for your listening pleasure, from Bad Mucking Fastard Productions.

Bad Mucking Fastard Productions:
I run a media production business and online retailer.

There I currently hock my sample libraries, and audio CDs. Soon to include the DVD directors cut of this website!

(I'm only kidding. This site is going to remain free. I'm crazy, but not crazy enough to think anybody would actually pay for this site.)